I'm a white girl with naturally curly hair and on my way to class the other day some fucking bitch gave me a lecture on how my NATURALLY curly hair was Black appropriation and I was using my white privilege to be able to wear it like that. I'm sorry but I'm not spending 1 1/2 hours every day to make sure your sjw feelings aren't hurt.
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?